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"Pardon me sir, are you one of our first class passengers, a member of the Captain's List, a friend of any officer on the ship or a member of our Frequent Sailors' Exectutive Club?"
"Er, no. Why?"
"No reason, sorry for the interruption. Please return to your cabin and continue to enjoy your cruise.
Pardon me ma'am, are you one of our first class passengers, a member of the Captain's List, a friend of any officer on the ship or a member of our Frequent Sailors' Exectutive Club?"
"Yes, I'm a member of the Captain's List."
"Then please report to the lifeboat stations immediately as the ship is sinking. Would you prefer wine or sparkling champagne during the evacuation?"
